Ninja, a controversial musical about the first female ninja, follows Kotonamo in "Poof," as she learns how to be the best of her kind-by disappearing.

After years living on an island with no one but her husband, Marjorie sends out bottle after bottle of SOS love messages, only to be surprised when her knight in shining armor arrives singing, "You're My Little Poop Machine" from the musical, Island Romance.

BNHM would like to thank the National Scatology Society for their contributions to tonight's show.