Rhyme, as I have said in the past, is both easy and difficult. It's easy because, let's face it, we can all rhyme. It's hard because we can psych ourselves out in the moment and forget to accept whatever comes our way.

'Whatever comes' does not seem to be an issue for Biggie Smalls, who managed to come up with the following little slice of magic:

"I've got the cleanest, meanest Penis, you've never seen this, stroke of genius".

Thanks Biggie. You remind us what's really important.

If only I could reach such heights.

Come see me try at an upcoming show!

Rob