Christine Turner ladies and gents...

It’s our 2nd week at the Triad and we appear to be going international. I finally realized my dream of being a hirsute Italian widow, a role I was born to play. OK, maybe my Italian accent was more Mario Brothers than Mastroianni, but I did resemble a transgender Luciano Pavarotti AND my meatballs were flawless. Take that, Sophia Loren!